CV
Hello, gorgeous creature!
I caught you staring at me from over there… like what you see?
Many of you feel the need to ask silly questions (who “am” I? Where am “I” from? Who am I “currently dating”? Blah. All so boring.)
To prevent any future unnecessary conversations, I have put together a formal, mostly accurate CV for my curators and fans.
Reluctantly yours,
Roxie
Biography
Roxie de Là is an elusive Brooklyn-based digital installation artist and current MFA candidate at New York University. Known for blurring fact and fiction, she has compiled the following list of possibly relevant information for curators. Best of luck.
Exhibitions
Immersive multimedia installation depicting an apocalyptic underwater disco party. Included a DJ dance performance on opening night.
Two-channel video installation about the origins of life in the universe. Key questions include: are we all connected? How do we make sense of that?
Education
Relevant experience
Posed for the Mona Lisa’s lost companion piece, the secret “Roxa Lisa.” Louvre refused to comment.
Broke up with Amelia Earhart; responsible for attention-seeking disappearance.
Invented temporary drag persona “Andy Warhol.” What a failure!
Staged the moon landing and blamed ex-boyfriend Stanley Kubrick.
Orchestrated Watergate because likes revealing secrets.
Created Vantablack by mixing espresso and professional-grade lubricant.
Skills
- Cutting hair with left-handed kiddy scissors.
- Telepathically controlling all truffle pigs.
- Successfully evading questions about age, possibly timeless.
- Knowing what came first, the chicken or the egg.
- Being banned from sumo wrestling for exceeding legal strength limits.